That's intense
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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