let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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