I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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