After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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