Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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