Do vagina's smell?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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