I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
is that a dick in a sweater?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
wow bdsm is so cute
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