I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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