Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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