I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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