No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
