It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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