So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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