it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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