arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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