I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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