Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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