oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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