Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
COCAINE IS GR8
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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