Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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