at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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