So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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