guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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