I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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