Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Goodbee
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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