He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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