hell yes lets make some ravioli
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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