Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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