At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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