Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Randomize
