She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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