We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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