Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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