Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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