I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I feel like abortions should bother me more
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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