Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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