i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My vagina just recognized that song.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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