I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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