Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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