I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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