is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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