I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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