So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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