So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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