Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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