Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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