it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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