i think i have herpe
just one?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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