You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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