not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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