it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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