If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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