We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
