yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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