If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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