so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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